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Jokes - continued


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Ernie (being arrested) "But officer, I'm a student."
Officer: "Ignorance is no excuse."

Everything comes to him who waits—also him who orders hash.

Why take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive.

Walter: "I think I'll begin getting my eight hours sleep."
Eddie Y.: "But, we only have seven classes a day."

Bob: "You should see the altar in our church."
Milly: "Lead me to it."

Cathern (at the grocery store and in a hurry): "Quickly—please give me a mouse trap. I want to catch a street car."

Huttie: "Give me a round trip ticket."
Ticket Agent: "Where to, please?"
Huttie : "Back here, you idiot."

DOT AND HUTTIE
They sat together
Walked together
All semester long.
Sang together
Strolled together
Happy as a song!
They crammed together
Flunked together
And wondered what was wrong.

Ernie (when he visited the dentist one day asked) : "Doctor can I spit?"
Dentist: "I don't know, try."

Miss Fuss: "How do our soccer men ever get clean?"
Mr. Paisley: "Don't be silly, what do you suppose our scrubs teams are for?"

Miss E. Williston : "Eugene, name three kinds of nuts."
Eugene: "Peanuts, chestnuts and forget-me-nuts."

Almeda: "What do you call him—the man who directs the staging of a play?"
Walter: "Why, the stage coach, of course."

Pat (Full of news): "There's something going around that will interest you."
Alice: "Well be careful. There are some pins in my waist."

Visitor: "What kind of history is that you are studying—American, Ancient or World?"
Mary Jane: "I don't know, ma'am, I have only been taking this course six weeks and the cover is torn off my books."

Mrs. Snyder: "Give me a sentence using the word pendulum."
A Seventh Grader: "Lightning was invented by Pendulum Franklin."

Frances Hess: "I suppose Billy and Ernest will soon be here."
Mr. Sullivan: "If they don't come they will be absent."

She: "I took the recipe for this cake out of the cookbook."
He (after sampling) : "You did perfectly right; it should never have been put there."

Harry Payne: "Oh, my arm! You know I'm a little stiff from Bowling."
Woodie Henry: "I don't care where you're from."

Mary Fisher: "I don't want a large picture."
Photographer: "Then close your mouth, please."




ID:
acpa083

Page #:
83

Creator:
Pennsylvania Avenue High School, Cumberland, senior class.

Date:
1928

Collection Location:
South Cumberland Library

Original Size:
26 cms x 20 cms

Contributor:
Printer: J. P. Bell, Lynchburg, Va.

Subject:
School yearbooks; Cumberland (Md.)--Genealogy.

Coverage:
Cumberland, (Md.), 1928

 
 
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100 South Potomac Street
Hagerstown, Maryland 21740

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